Apparently I'm Straight.
According to information I have received the Almightly Kevin Jones, the enemy formerly known as "The Bastard Porter", doesn't believe I'm gay. Mr. Jones apparently claims that I'm "bi at least".
Being me, the one who's sexuality is in question, I am very interested to receive this information. I suppose I had better go out and nail some bitches now, hadn't I?
Being me, the one who's sexuality is in question, I am very interested to receive this information. I suppose I had better go out and nail some bitches now, hadn't I?
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Yes, yes you should.
*blinks*
...oh dear? Someone is in denial... although I can't see WHY he would be in denial. =P
Yes, obviously.That's what you're supposed to do, just like I'm supposed to know which guys are hot so I can sit around and talk about them and I'm supposed to have this dream to find a guy and get married to him, and be happy.
Life would be so much easier if I was straight, honestly. I wouldn't have to feel alone, isolated, like crying most of the time, and resort to talking high intensity painkillers all the time. I mean, honestly. Oh yeah, being male might help that too...
"I have a bitch tonight. It's my math" - an engineering student on 10 mac.
Oh, obviously, because it's not like females have any feelings or anything.
Women don't have feelings, they have hormones. And vagina dentata.
This is about when we smack you Mr. publick.
Ha. You smack me? I'll ride away on my penny-farthing! Besides, if you had your way you'd smack me frequently, granted how often I seem to bug you.
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