16.9.05

Apparently I'm Straight.

According to information I have received the Almightly Kevin Jones, the enemy formerly known as "The Bastard Porter", doesn't believe I'm gay. Mr. Jones apparently claims that I'm "bi at least".

Being me, the one who's sexuality is in question, I am very interested to receive this information. I suppose I had better go out and nail some bitches now, hadn't I?

8 Comments:

Blogger Jackson Q. Publick said...

Yes, yes you should.

11:08 p.m.  
Blogger Faelights said...

*blinks*

...oh dear? Someone is in denial... although I can't see WHY he would be in denial. =P

2:59 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, obviously.That's what you're supposed to do, just like I'm supposed to know which guys are hot so I can sit around and talk about them and I'm supposed to have this dream to find a guy and get married to him, and be happy.

Life would be so much easier if I was straight, honestly. I wouldn't have to feel alone, isolated, like crying most of the time, and resort to talking high intensity painkillers all the time. I mean, honestly. Oh yeah, being male might help that too...

6:22 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I have a bitch tonight. It's my math" - an engineering student on 10 mac.

8:13 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, obviously, because it's not like females have any feelings or anything.

8:56 a.m.  
Blogger Jackson Q. Publick said...

Women don't have feelings, they have hormones. And vagina dentata.

11:48 a.m.  
Blogger Colin Schaeffer said...

This is about when we smack you Mr. publick.

2:44 p.m.  
Blogger Jackson Q. Publick said...

Ha. You smack me? I'll ride away on my penny-farthing! Besides, if you had your way you'd smack me frequently, granted how often I seem to bug you.

12:56 p.m.  

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