XVI
Pope Benedict XVI.
I have a question. Are there not other names available? Why benedict? I think when you reach sixteen it's time to stop. Wouldn't you agree Louis? I'm sorry I can't hear you, you seem to be DECAPITATED! My point being there are other, less oft-used papal names Ratzinger (I'm not even gonna start on that name) could have chosen. Julius, there've only been three of those. Alexander has only had eight. Even Paul has only had six. Silvester. Romanus. Damasus. Nicholas. Stephen. Victor. Urban. Paschal. Lucius. Adrian. EUGENE! For god's sanguinious sake, CHOOSE SOMETHING DIFFERENT!
I'm done here.
I have a question. Are there not other names available? Why benedict? I think when you reach sixteen it's time to stop. Wouldn't you agree Louis? I'm sorry I can't hear you, you seem to be DECAPITATED! My point being there are other, less oft-used papal names Ratzinger (I'm not even gonna start on that name) could have chosen. Julius, there've only been three of those. Alexander has only had eight. Even Paul has only had six. Silvester. Romanus. Damasus. Nicholas. Stephen. Victor. Urban. Paschal. Lucius. Adrian. EUGENE! For god's sanguinious sake, CHOOSE SOMETHING DIFFERENT!
I'm done here.
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It's okay, the pope has no authority in my tiny country (which has just declared war on anyone country) because in my republic, not only is homosexuality and using birth control not a sin, we listen to rock music, don't yell at people who have/support abortions, and, AND, we randomly assign roman numerals to people THAT HAVE NO RELEVANCE TO THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE PREVIOUSLY HELD THE NAME. So, I mean, thusly it would be perfectly logical for her to be named Breck Alexandria XIX, not because she's the poor sucker born to someone with the initials XVIII, but because her mother is evil...
I think it's the whole "look at me, I'm conservative" thing... also, eugene isn't a good name for a pope. not saintly/hidden latin meaningy enough.
LOL, it's the papal names... why DO they keep regurgitating and reusing the same names over and over again? Louis, XD. Ratzinger?? That sounds like it might be an interesting one...
Amusing how you used "god's saguinious sake"... because after all, it DOES have to do with God, doesn't it....
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